Tuesday, April 22, 2014

LIST-O-MANIA: New Member of Evolution!

Pictured: A MYSTERY
Photo Credit: WWE.com
Evolution just seems incomplete without a fourth member to complete the group's oeuvre. Now that Triple H is Ric Flair, Batista is Triple H, and Randy Orton is Batista, who fills the role the Viper once did of the future blue chip prospect? Well, I wanted to dig to the bottom of this quandary, and I found a few options. Below are the likeliest possible additions to the group!
  • Sheamus
  • Prince Devitt
  • Prince (the musician)
  • Prince Joffrey (he's got some time now, doesn't he?)
  • Tywin Lannister
  • The Mountain
  • The Hound
  • The hounds
  • This Bama fan
  • Bam Bam Bigelow
  • Bam Bam Gordy
  • BAM! Emeril Lagasse
  • Bobby Flay
  • Roose Bolton
  • Ramsay Bolton
  • Michael Bolton
  • Kenny G
  • Kenny Rogers
  • Mr. Rogers
  • Big Bird
  • Ron Jeremy
  • Jeremy Roenick
  • Doc Emrick
  • Doc McStuffins
  • Sofia the First
  • Sofia Vergara
  • Ed O'Neill
  • Katey Sagal
  • Billy West
  • Adam West
  • Mayor Adam West
  • Brian Griffin
  • Blake Griffin
  • DeAndre Jordan
  • Orlando Jordan
  • JBL
  • Uncle Zebekiah
  • Jerry Lawler
  • Eddie Gilbert
  • Tommy Rich
  • Harley Race
  • Ric Flair
On second thought, why mess with a classic lineup, enh?